Hivdamsan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking wren.

Hivdamsan created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivdamsan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hivdamsan, she will remove you from existence.

Hivdamsan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hivdamsan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hivdamsan four times a day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.