Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful dog.

Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan, he will curse you with boils.

Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Queegrapgebtanwanjipbasssan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help shrews in need.