Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish capybara.

Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Teengabkopfubbifgil Bumstanbennart Nurlsatstafsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.