Listlengil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable pigeon.

Listlengil created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Listlengil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listlengil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Listlengil's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Listlengil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never feed tomatoes to capybaras while wearing coats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.