Genbondumboghabmot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody guinea pig.

Genbondumboghabmot created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genbondumboghabmot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Genbondumboghabmot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Genbondumboghabmot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Genbondumboghabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.