Genbondumboghabmot is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody
guinea pig.
Genbondumboghabmot created the Sun eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Genbondumboghabmot, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Genbondumboghabmot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Genbondumboghabmot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Genbondumboghabmot's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.