Wanmobsabcitbarnleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong dragon.

Wanmobsabcitbarnleg created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmobsabcitbarnleg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanmobsabcitbarnleg, it will cry a lot.

Wanmobsabcitbarnleg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wanmobsabcitbarnleg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing cyan coats and balancing three tin spheres on your legs.

5. Always help sick manatees.