Matnurlbanbabwotbast is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive gerbil.

Matnurlbanbabwotbast created life four years ago.

If you believe in Matnurlbanbabwotbast, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Matnurlbanbabwotbast, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matnurlbanbabwotbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Matnurlbanbabwotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Matnurlbanbabwotbast on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if four gulls approach from the east.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Matnurlbanbabwotbast.

5. Do not chop down trees.