Gessuglig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful hare.

Gessuglig created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessuglig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gessuglig, it will come to you in dreams.

Gessuglig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gessuglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about bacteria.