Binpigsug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive otter.

Binpigsug created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpigsug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Binpigsug, he will ignore you.

Binpigsug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Binpigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to tapirs while wearing green coats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Respect your elders.