Kimcatgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind badger.

Kimcatgig created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimcatgig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimcatgig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kimcatgig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kimcatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Kimcatgig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at stars.