Milmobyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak monkey.

Milmobyarp created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Milmobyarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Milmobyarp, he will turn you into a plant.

Milmobyarp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Milmobyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not take Milmobyarp's name in vain.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.