Bonbafjig Kempinsab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong jackal.

Bonbafjig Kempinsab created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbafjig Kempinsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonbafjig Kempinsab, it will turn you into a dog.

Bonbafjig Kempinsab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bonbafjig Kempinsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.