Pitvedtan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent mink.

Pitvedtan created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitvedtan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pitvedtan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pitvedtan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pitvedtan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Pitvedtan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop near whales.

3. Hide from violet badgers for they are unholy.

4. Pitvedtan loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick nematodes.