Bidmadflap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring bee.

Bidmadflap created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmadflap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bidmadflap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bidmadflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bidmadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed figs to tortoises while wearing hats.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always help shrews.