Queegjapsit is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair
wyvern.
Queegjapsit created light three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegjapsit, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Queegjapsit, it will turn you into a dog.
Queegjapsit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Queegjapsit's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Queegjapsit loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always treat gulls with great respect.
5. Never paint your hands brown.