Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm ant.

Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut, she will think nothing of it.

Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Linfebpak Timlanlarnbarnrulcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.