Nurlmipyarnigfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless hydra.

Nurlmipyarnigfud created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmipyarnigfud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlmipyarnigfud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlmipyarnigfud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nurlmipyarnigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurlmipyarnigfud's priests.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurlmipyarnigfud.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never feed corn to cats while wearing mauve shorts.