Likkimmob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic narwhal.

Likkimmob created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likkimmob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likkimmob, he will turn you into a worm.

Likkimmob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Likkimmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing orange kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.