Davmapgup is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak cow.

Davmapgup created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Davmapgup, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davmapgup, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Davmapgup's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Davmapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.