Yakgarfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful gerbil.

Yakgarfut created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgarfut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yakgarfut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yakgarfut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yakgarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.