Botfarbus is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced crane.

Botfarbus created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Botfarbus, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botfarbus, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Botfarbus' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Botfarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple corsets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing yellow tights.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Do not dye your hair white.