Batsagtif is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate
fly.
Batsagtif created gold seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Batsagtif, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Batsagtif, she will manifest in front of you.
Batsagtif's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Batsagtif's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five cats approach from the north.
2. Never talk about mice.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.