Batsagtif is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate fly.

Batsagtif created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batsagtif, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Batsagtif, she will manifest in front of you.

Batsagtif's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Batsagtif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five cats approach from the north.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.