Vilflagomin Mut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever lobster.

Vilflagomin Mut created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Vilflagomin Mut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilflagomin Mut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vilflagomin Mut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vilflagomin Mut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near goats while wearing gray jumpers and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

4. You must love Vilflagomin Mut.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.