Mab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome rat.

Mab created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Mab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.