Stanhudmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured owl.

Stanhudmap created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanhudmap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stanhudmap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stanhudmap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stanhudmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing orange shoes and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.