Flanyimshav is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited badger.

Flanyimshav created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Flanyimshav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flanyimshav, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flanyimshav's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flanyimshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.
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