Stankargom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm tapir.

Stankargom created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankargom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stankargom, she will turn you into a goat.

Stankargom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stankargom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.