Vilduntig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful jellyfish.

Vilduntig created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Vilduntig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilduntig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vilduntig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vilduntig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.