Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing shrew.

Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tiffigbid Jarntom Cutgilfat on top of all buildings.
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