Rangabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong sheep.

Rangabpan created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangabpan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rangabpan, she will laugh at you.

Rangabpan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rangabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not eat figs.