Zenmapfas is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest
shrew.
Zenmapfas created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zenmapfas, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zenmapfas, he will make you grow a tail.
Zenmapfas' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Zenmapfas' Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
3. Never mention sheep.
4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Zenmapfas in the centre of the settlement.