Cibcitquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud mouse.

Cibcitquill created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcitquill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibcitquill, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cibcitquill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cibcitquill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.