Jadratfub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy snake.

Jadratfub created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadratfub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jadratfub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jadratfub's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jadratfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Jadratfub on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Jadratfub nine times a day.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.