Dungaryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional raccoon.

Dungaryarp created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dungaryarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dungaryarp, he will turn you into a slug.

Dungaryarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dungaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.