Hatbumdib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane dugong.

Hatbumdib created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatbumdib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hatbumdib, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hatbumdib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hatbumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never look at asteroids.