Fenappsit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying gorilla.

Fenappsit created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fenappsit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fenappsit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fenappsit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fenappsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenappsit.

4. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing cyan stockings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fenappsit on top of important buildings.