Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented capybara.

Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Labweedotbifmifcenlimlarn Konveenfit's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured mites.