Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking octopus.

Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak, she will cry a lot.

Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Rannarlzak Yoktapgof Cemdonhanquartsak five times a day.