Xinrowpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent ferret.

Xinrowpog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinrowpog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinrowpog, she will strike you with lightening.

Xinrowpog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xinrowpog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.