Negcendittaldinyartfen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sapient hummingbird.

Negcendittaldinyartfen created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Negcendittaldinyartfen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negcendittaldinyartfen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Negcendittaldinyartfen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Negcendittaldinyartfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.