Fudfatnan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Fudfatnan created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfatnan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudfatnan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fudfatnan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fudfatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fudfatnan loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed grapes to sheep while wearing purple stockings.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.