Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless warg.

Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut, it will be very sad.

Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Padmeggov Linkomfot Bittitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.