Konshavgovfedgabtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful snail.

Konshavgovfedgabtonk created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konshavgovfedgabtonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Konshavgovfedgabtonk, it will turn you into a snail.

Konshavgovfedgabtonk's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Konshavgovfedgabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three sheep approach from the north.

2. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konshavgovfedgabtonk.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Konshavgovfedgabtonk.