Kabvidfom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart mink.

Kabvidfom created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabvidfom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabvidfom, he will turn you into a rat.

Kabvidfom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kabvidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Kabvidfom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your hands pink.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear indigo jumpers.