Wipbissyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest wombat.

Wipbissyarl created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbissyarl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipbissyarl, she will cry a lot.

Wipbissyarl's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wipbissyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.