Yognullyok Ratrenpib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic faun.

Yognullyok Ratrenpib created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognullyok Ratrenpib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yognullyok Ratrenpib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yognullyok Ratrenpib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yognullyok Ratrenpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help great tits.