Pibpakhap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented walrus.

Pibpakhap created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibpakhap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibpakhap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pibpakhap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pibpakhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing cyan kilts.