Zakcetgud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil zebra.

Zakcetgud created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakcetgud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakcetgud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zakcetgud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zakcetgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not take Zakcetgud's name in vain.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing green boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Never talk about planets.