Hincendodflattag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able bee.

Hincendodflattag created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hincendodflattag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hincendodflattag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hincendodflattag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hincendodflattag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hincendodflattag.