Farjinpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring dog.

Farjinpark created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Farjinpark, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farjinpark, it will make you grow a tail.

Farjinpark's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Farjinpark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Farjinpark on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Farjinpark must be the most important thing in your life.